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Wednesday, March 11, 2026

Hey buddy, What's up? Just finished skimming Hacker News for Wednesday, March 11th, and man, there was some interesting stuff. Had to call you quick before I forget everything.

AI Everywhere, Even on HN Itself

First off, the biggest story was actually about Hacker News itself! They put up a new rule: no AI-generated comments. The title was something like "Don't post generated/AI-edited comments. HN is for conversation between humans." People were debating it like crazy. Some folks were worried it might lead to "prove-you're-human" checks later, which would be kinda annoying for anonymity. What was really wild is one commenter said they feel penalized now because their own human writing style apparently sounds too much like an LLM! Another person compared it to code formatters, saying we're losing our "little voice." Makes you think, right?

Geohot on Value Creation

Then there was this blog post from Geohot – you know, the famous hacker guy – called "Create value for others and don’t worry about the returns." He was talking about creating value, and it seemed to tie into running a bunch of AI agents. One comment that stuck out was someone arguing that software engineers aren't really disposable cogs, like some people claim, and that compensation is still super high. Also, a spicy one about AI rewriting GPL code under an MIT license, basically saying "good, if your GPL product isn't wanted, suck it up." Wild.

Atlassian Layoffs Blamed on AI

Speaking of AI, this one's a bit of a bummer: "Atlassian to cut roughly 1,600 jobs in pivot to AI." Yeah, Atlassian, like Jira and Confluence. The company basically said they're laying people off because AI is making things more efficient. One really insightful comment was how this means these companies are basically admitting their main value was "drudgery automation," not actual innovation. Ouch. Also, a bunch of people were complaining about how Confluence used to be so much better before they forced everyone onto the crappy cloud version with a bad visual editor.

Hacking McKinsey's AI Platform

And another AI one, but cooler: "How we hacked McKinsey's AI platform." This blog post detailed how they managed to hack into McKinsey's AI system. The comments were pretty mixed. Some people were just angry at AI in general, saying it's killing human communication. There was also a really funny comment about McKinsey's track record, like how they recommended a $500 billion investment for NEOM in Saudi Arabia which is now an $8 trillion project taking 50 years. Shows how much consultants sometimes know, eh?

JavaScript Finally Fixing Time

Okay, switching gears a bit. For us dev types, there was a big one: "Temporal: The 9-year journey to fix time in JavaScript." Apparently, after nearly a decade, JavaScript is finally getting a proper, sane way to handle dates and times. You know how much of a nightmare that's always been! One comment highlighted that "just use UTC" is actually a big falsehood when humans, time zones, and daylight saving get involved. The only downside mentioned is that the new API might be a bit too complicated for everyone to adopt easily.

Social Security Data Breach

This next one's a bit more serious: "Whistleblower claims ex-DOGE member says he took Social Security data to new job." Sounds like some serious national security stuff. An ex-member of DOGE (which I think is some government efficiency department) allegedly took a whole bunch of Social Security data to their new job. People in the comments were asking why this isn't a bigger deal and why nobody's being held accountable. Apparently, DOGE had to strong-arm people to even get access to this sensitive data in the first place, and some of the members were even linked to cybercrime gangs. Yikes!

The MacBook Neo

And finally, something a bit lighter for the Apple fans: "The MacBook Neo" from Daring Fireball. John Gruber was talking about a new MacBook, probably about its performance or design. There was a funny debate in the comments about whether Gruber is an Apple "shill" even though he constantly criticizes their CEO, App Store, etc. People were also talking about how they don't upgrade their MacBooks as often anymore because the improvements aren't as compelling. Makes sense, they're already pretty good.

Anyway, gotta run, talk soon!

All Stories from Today

Don't post generated/AI-edited comments. HN is for conversation between humans (news.ycombinator.com)

Create value for others and don’t worry about the returns (geohot.github.io)

Temporal: The 9-year journey to fix time in JavaScript (bloomberg.github.io)

Whistleblower claims ex-DOGE member says he took Social Security data to new job (www.washingtonpost.com)

Making WebAssembly a first-class language on the Web (hacks.mozilla.org)

The MacBook Neo (daringfireball.net)

How we hacked McKinsey's AI platform (codewall.ai)

Type resolution redesign, with language changes to taste (ziglang.org)

Lego's 0.002mm specification and its implications for manufacturing (2025) (www.thewave.engineer)

The dead Internet is not a theory anymore (www.adriankrebs.ch)

BitNet: 100B Param 1-Bit model for local CPUs (github.com)

Entities enabling scientific fraud at scale (2025) (doi.org)

Google closes deal to acquire Wiz (www.wiz.io)

I was interviewed by an AI bot for a job (www.theverge.com)

Britain is ejecting hereditary nobles from Parliament after 700 years (apnews.com)

Show HN: I built a tool that watches webpages and exposes changes as RSS (sitespy.app)

Writing my own text editor, and daily-driving it (blog.jsbarretto.com)

Many SWE-bench-Passing PRs would not be merged (metr.org)

Faster asin() was hiding in plain sight (16bpp.net)

Atlassian to cut roughly 1,600 jobs in pivot to AI (www.reuters.com)

Swiss e-voting pilot can't count 2,048 ballots after decryption failure (www.theregister.com)

X is selling existing users' handles (news.ycombinator.com)

Personal Computer by Perplexity (www.perplexity.ai)

Show HN: Klaus – OpenClaw on a VM, batteries included (klausai.com)

I'm glad the Anthropic fight is happening now (www.dwarkesh.com)

Show HN: Open-source browser for AI agents (github.com)

Physicist Astrid Eichhorn is a leader in the field of asymptotic safety (www.quantamagazine.org)

Why the global elite gave up on spelling and grammar (www.wsj.com)

TADA: Speech generation through text-acoustic synchronization (www.hume.ai)

Show HN: Vanilla JavaScript refinery simulator built to explain job to my kids (fuelingcuriosity.com)