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Wednesday, March 18, 2026

Hey buddy, what's up? Just saw the Hacker News stuff from Wednesday, some pretty wild things going on. Lemme give you the quick rundown.

Rob Pike’s Old-School Programming Rules

First off, there was this old paper from Rob Pike, like from '89, about programming rules. People were really digging into his ideas about abstraction – like, don't over-abstract too early, let the need for it become obvious. Someone in the comments even mentioned "WET" – "Write Everything Twice" as a counterpoint to "DRY" – "Don't Repeat Yourself". Kinda makes sense, right? Like, don't build a super complex system for something you might only do once or twice.

"Have a Fucking Website"

Then this post titled "Have a fucking website" was super popular. The author was basically saying everyone should just have their own site, especially for creative stuff like photos, instead of relying on big platforms. And get this, someone in the comments dropped a link saying Google Maps might start limiting views if you're not logged in. Total bummer, just shows why owning your space is key, like the article said.

Nightingale Karaoke App

Oh, and there's this cool open-source karaoke app called Nightingale. It uses AI to pull vocals out of any song on your computer and shows you the lyrics. One guy tried it with his non-tech friend, said it took a while to scan but actually did a "decent job of removing lyrics from the audio and providing accurate ones." Pretty neat for a party trick!

Microsoft Cloud & Government Security Doubts

On a more serious note, ProPublica had an article about how federal cyber experts approved Microsoft's cloud service for government use, even though some folks had big doubts about its security. The comments were all over the place, with devs talking about how much pressure they're under with market monopolies, outsourcing, and AI, and how these big platforms are often clunky. Sounds like a mess.

FBI Buying Location Data

And this one's a bit scary: the FBI director confirmed they're straight-up buying location data to track US citizens, totally bypassing warrants. People were freaking out in the comments, saying it's a huge privacy violation and how this "third-party doctrine" loophole is bogus. Someone even mentioned how easy it was for a French newspaper to find sensitive info like special forces' home addresses just from data brokers' free samples. Wild.

"Death to Scroll Fade"

Then there was a rant titled "Death to Scroll Fade". You know those websites where content or menus just fade away as you scroll? People hate it! Especially on Apple's product pages, apparently. One person said designers do it just for the "wow" factor, not usability. Glad I'm not the only one annoyed by that trend.

AI Coding is Gambling

Finally, a big debate about "AI coding is gambling". The gist is that relying purely on AI to write code can be super risky because it often lacks the nuance and human touch needed for real-world business problems. A lot of devs are seeing AI tools break things more than they help, which is a bit of a reality check compared to all the hype. People were saying there's still a ton of human feedback needed.

Anyway, that's the quick download. Wild Wednesday, huh? Talk soon!

All Stories from Today

Rob Pike’s Rules of Programming (1989) (www.cs.unc.edu)

Have a fucking website (www.otherstrangeness.com)

Nightingale – open-source karaoke app that works with any song on your computer (nightingale.cafe)

Despite doubts, federal cyber experts approved Microsoft cloud service (www.propublica.org)

FBI is buying location data to track US citizens, director confirms (techcrunch.com)

Death to Scroll Fade (dbushell.com)

AI coding is gambling (notes.visaint.space)

Warranty Void If Regenerated (nearzero.software)

Nvidia NemoClaw (github.com)

Wander – A tiny, decentralised tool to explore the small web (susam.net)

The pleasures of poor product design (www.inconspicuous.info)

Snowflake AI Escapes Sandbox and Executes Malware (www.promptarmor.com)

Show HN: I built 48 lightweight SVG backgrounds you can copy/paste (www.svgbackgrounds.com)

Show HN: Will my flight have Starlink? (news.ycombinator.com)

OpenAI Has New Focus (on the IPO) (om.co)

Tech hobbyist makes shoulder-mounted guided missile prototype with $96 in parts (www.tomshardware.com)

Machine Payments Protocol (MPP) (stripe.com)

SSH has no Host header (blog.exe.dev)

A tale about fixing eBPF spinlock issues in the Linux kernel (rovarma.com)

Meta will shut down VR Horizon Worlds access June 15 (www.engadget.com)

Aliens.gov ~ domain registered 17MAR2026 (whois.domaintools.com)

Celebrating Tony Hoare's mark on computer science (bertrandmeyer.com)

EU Inc.: A new harmonised corporate legal regime (commission.europa.eu)

CVE-2026-3888: Important Snap Flaw Enables Local Privilege Escalation to Root (blog.qualys.com)

North Korean's 100k fake IT workers net $500M a year for Kim (www.theregister.com)

Measuring progress toward AGI: A cognitive framework (blog.google)

Trevor Milton is raising funds for a new jet he claims will transform flying (www.wsj.com)

Hundreds of Millions of iPhones Can Be Hacked With a New Tool Found in the Wild (www.wired.com)

2025 Turing award given for quantum information science (awards.acm.org)

Spotify playing ads for paid subscribers (news.ycombinator.com)