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Monday, March 9, 2026

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Ireland Dumps Coal!

Dude, huge news from Europe! Ireland just shut down its last coal plant, making it the 15th country over there to go completely coal-free. Pretty wild, right? The article talks about it from last year, 2025.

One of the comments brought up how hard it is to get reliable coal consumption numbers from China, which is a good point for these kinds of reports. Someone else was playing devil's advocate, saying more people die from extreme cold than heat, which is a bit of a curveball in a climate discussion!

Heads Up on Terms of Service

So, get this: A US Court of Appeals basically said companies can update their Terms of Service just by emailing you, and if you keep using their stuff, that counts as you agreeing. Wild, right?

People in the comments were wondering how that even works if someone's, like, in a coma or something and can't check their email. Also, if businesses are generally supposed to serve everyone, how does that fit in? Definitely something to keep an eye on.

Cool Tech for Game Devs: Procedural Hex Maps

If you're into game development or just cool algorithms, there was a neat post about building procedural hex maps using something called Wave Function Collapse. Sounds super clever for generating game worlds!

One guy in the comments mentioned he used a similar idea for a Super Mario Maker 2 level viewer. But someone else pointed out that these procedural maps often look cool up close but don't always make sense on a larger scale, like rivers going nowhere. Good food for thought if you're ever building something like that.

Turn Your Handwriting Into a Font!

There's a new tool out called FontCrafter that lets you turn your actual handwriting into a digital font. And the best part? It all runs right in your browser! No downloads or fancy software needed.

Apparently, some people were doing this like 20 years ago with early tablet PCs, but it's still super impressive to see it all happen in the browser now. Another commenter even shared their own open-source version that's built for mobile drawing!

AI and Open Source: Legal vs. Legitimate

There was a pretty deep discussion about AI "reimplementing" code and what that means for open-source licenses, specifically copyleft. The article was asking if something can be "legal" but still not "legitimate" in the spirit of open source.

A cool point from the comments was how SQLite makes their money: not just the code, but the intense test-suite and audits. So, even if someone takes their code, the *product* is the verified, audited version. Interesting way to think about open source business models.

Florida Judge Says No to Red Light Cameras

Big news for drivers in Florida: A judge there just ruled that red light camera tickets are unconstitutional. That's gotta be a relief for a lot of people!

The comments had some interesting takes on how fines affect human behavior, like a study where adding a fine for late daycare pickups actually made more parents late because it turned a moral obligation into just a financial transaction. Also, people were pretty annoyed at the idea that you should always know exactly where your car is if someone else is borrowing it.

Sriracha Drama!

Remember all those Sriracha issues a while back? There was a Reddit post that got a lot of traction on HN, spilling the beans on how the Sriracha company supposedly screwed over their pepper supplier. Apparently, this is why the taste might have changed for some people.

Someone from outside the US pointed out that "sriracha" is actually a type of sauce, like ketchup, not just one brand. So other companies can make it too, which makes sense why there are so many variations now. Another comment brought up that the company also had issues polluting their local community. Yikes.

All Stories from Today

Ireland shuts last coal plant, becomes 15th coal-free country in Europe (2025) (www.pv-magazine.com)

US Court of Appeals: TOS may be updated by email, use can imply consent [pdf] (cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov)

Building a Procedural Hex Map with Wave Function Collapse (felixturner.github.io)

FontCrafter: Turn your handwriting into a real font (arcade.pirillo.com)

Is legal the same as legitimate: AI reimplementation and the erosion of copyleft (writings.hongminhee.org)

Florida judge rules red light camera tickets are unconstitutional (cbs12.com)

How the Sriracha guys screwed over their supplier (old.reddit.com)

Bluesky CEO Jay Graber is stepping down (bsky.social)

OpenAI is walking away from expanding its Stargate data center with Oracle (www.cnbc.com)

JSLinux Now Supports x86_64 (bellard.org)

Ask HN: What Are You Working On? (March 2026) (news.ycombinator.com)

FFmpeg at Meta: Media Processing at Scale (engineering.fb.com)

Sir Tony Hoare has died (lefenetrou.blogspot.com)

The death of social media is the renaissance of RSS (2025) (www.smartlab.at)

The engine of Germany's wealth is blocking its future (europeancorrespondent.com)

Workers report watching Ray-Ban Meta-shot footage of people using the bathroom (arstechnica.com)

Jolla on track to ship new phone with Sailfish OS, user-replaceable battery (liliputing.com)

New farm bill would condemn pigs to a lifetime in gestation crates (twitter.com)

DARPA’s new X-76 (www.darpa.mil)

Fixfest is a global gathering of repairers, tinkerers, and activists (fixfest.therestartproject.org)

Reverse-engineering the UniFi inform protocol (tamarack.cloud)

Show HN: The Mog Programming Language (moglang.org)

Show HN: Mcp2cli – One CLI for every API, 96-99% fewer tokens than native MCP (github.com)

Kuwaiti F/A-18's Triple Friendly Fire Shootdown Gets Stranger by the Day (www.twz.com)

No, it doesn't cost Anthropic $5k per Claude Code user (martinalderson.com)

Peter Thiel and Jeffrey Epstein Had a Yearslong Relationship (jacobin.com)

US missile hit military base near Iran school, video analysis shows (www.bbc.com)

FreeBSD Capsicum vs. Linux Seccomp Process Sandboxing (vivianvoss.net)

An opinionated take on how to do important research that matters (nicholas.carlini.com)

So you want to write an “app” (2025) (arcanenibble.github.io)